Stephen Does The Math On Manafort's Jail Time

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    It's hard to keep track of all the crimes for which Paul Manafort has been charged and convicted. Stephen breaks down the math.
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General Gamble
General Gamble

I hope for poo poopers in the gardenia

5 tuntia sitten
Gerard de Souza
Gerard de Souza

We don't say "aboot", it's more like "abow-oot" quickly.

7 tuntia sitten
chezfun
chezfun

Hahaha, Colbert is a riot!

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SuperLeica1
SuperLeica1

Just being a temporary coffeeboy, PM managed to break quite many regulations. Or was he a covfefe boy?

8 tuntia sitten
Stella Veazey
Stella Veazey

Too soon

10 tuntia sitten
Mega Gonzalez
Mega Gonzalez

haha hes screwed

10 tuntia sitten
Stew Artisan
Stew Artisan

Stephen = certfied Canadian....

18 tuntia sitten
Paul Edwards
Paul Edwards

He gets out in 2 years or less. Calling it right now.

19 tuntia sitten
Alex Muncatchy
Alex Muncatchy

Trump: "we didn't have to do this. We could have delayed it, or we could have done nothing at all." I knew it. This clown, even when faced with a relatively easy solution, will make it sound like he made a brave choice as to not appear like he's taking the advice of counsel. The inferiority complex of this guy is staggering. I am surprised that he hasn't bought a massive pickup truck just to do burn-outs out of High School parking lots.

20 tuntia sitten
Jes The Red
Jes The Red

Not everyone who uses a wheel chair can't stand or walk, sometimes they just cant do so reliably. And I HATE IT when people try to use Wheelchairs to garner sympathy, they affect everyone who actually needs to use them.

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Books by Roni
Books by Roni

Two plane crashes and the 737 max 8 is grounded for "safety reasons" but try to stop white supremacists from shooting up mosques and the USA implodes...

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Tonni Tingholm Kristensen
Tonni Tingholm Kristensen

I miss the old Colbert

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420 Friendly
420 Friendly

"Bed-u" 😕

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CNN News ToDay
CNN News ToDay

lol I hope they put Trump in prison and force him to watch only Steven Colbert 24/7.

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j g
j g

Well that's the full story, 300 words. And now for the adverbs and adjectives. Ah ha, the magic 800! Copy boy!! Been there, inflated that.

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mb
mb

P.s. Totally wrong with the Canadian impression. Ever been to Toronto Montreal or Vancouver? No beavers or moose about.

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mb
mb

Can't believe you joked [in length] about 2 Boeing max 8's that went down. Almost 400 dead. WTF?

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Pitt Posum
Pitt Posum

some people get more jail time for possession of a couple of grams of marijuana... money talks.

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DeborahFishburn
DeborahFishburn

PLEASE don't (even for the funny) push the idea that people in wheelchairs can never stand. Lots of truly disabled people are able to stand for short periods at need, as long as they have the chair to collapse back into afterwards. The issue is that able-bodied people THEN try to claim they therefore have no need of the chair - or the disabled parking place - at all.

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Hong Fei Bai
Hong Fei Bai

Remember when in high school we learned how math was going to be useful one day? And now 19-24 years plus another sentence of a certain amount of years equals 7 years in prison? What happened to math? If you have one body how can you serve two sentences at the same time?

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Orall Cornelius
Orall Cornelius

I've had a theory that comedy & comedians don't really care about anything or anyone. Is it possible that they're laughing at the deaths of hundreds of people in 2 plane crashes, at least indirectly?

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McKinley Benson
McKinley Benson

Love the show. Just a quick note though -- it is ableist to make jokes about a person in a wheelchair being miraculously cured if they stand up. More than 80% of people who use wheelchairs are capable of standing and walking, but use wheelchairs to improve overall mobility.

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Cody Berg
Cody Berg

Lol Hillary Clinton's served two countries at the same time she didn't get jail time

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Cody Berg
Cody Berg

Wow it's pretty racist talking about Canadians like that

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Tsnore
Tsnore

Lock 'im up!

2 päivää sitten
Sweety
Sweety

Not funny, just Un-Subscribed; and I'm not sorry.

2 päivää sitten
The Musical Stylings of Brent Bunn
The Musical Stylings of Brent Bunn

I'm offensive and I find Stephen's impression very Canadian.

2 päivää sitten
carschmn
carschmn

Love the Colbert calculator.

2 päivää sitten
Artem Bentsionov
Artem Bentsionov

I believe Bill Maher called Manafort’s sentence reduction a “white guy discount”.

2 päivää sitten
Sandra Patterson
Sandra Patterson

Artem Bentsionov That's hilarious. Good for Bill! 👏👏👏👏

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Michael Moreton
Michael Moreton

Its not nice to make fun of Canada and Canadians. At least I dont think it is and if I am wrong please forgive me.

2 päivää sitten
breakshot74
breakshot74

i really love the calculator part

2 päivää sitten
wiredwebmaster
wiredwebmaster

absolutely love when stephen makes a blunder, laughs at it, and keeps it moving. Such a fantastic host.

2 päivää sitten
Sara Burke
Sara Burke

Grounding the planes is the only thing trump has done that I agree with

2 päivää sitten
geerdude
geerdude

colbert is still funny even when he messes up the punchline!

2 päivää sitten
Tahira Porter
Tahira Porter

Asante Sana Stephen !! Thank you for putting some hilarity in our lives! Much needed in these times. As we say in Kenya your show is Poa Sana (very awesome)

2 päivää sitten
Canuck867
Canuck867

Sorry, but stereotyping canadians like that is just a blindside hit, no dowt! Sorry. Like my pet moose wouldn't hava donnybrook with a beav unless it was just hosed eh bud. Like just beauty hosed too. Sorry! Gad, this just gets me steamed, eh! Sorry, i gotta go fer a rip and have a dart to try and cool my jets. Sorry. Thanks fer chattin boot us eh!

2 päivää sitten
Abel1120 conlget
Abel1120 conlget

😂🍻

2 päivää sitten
Malay Agarwal
Malay Agarwal

Oooohhhhh, that burn. That. Burn.

2 päivää sitten
J x 3
J x 3

This program is not very funny anymore.

2 päivää sitten
Creighton Freeman
Creighton Freeman

It is ironic that the video clip of Trump has him sitting in front of a sculpture of two of the iconic Yellowstone National Park animals that his environmental policy is threatening to drive to extinction.

2 päivää sitten
Laydie Elle
Laydie Elle

As an Australian, it makes sense that Americans make fun of Canadians. Canada is their polar opposite: polite and respectful.

2 päivää sitten
the last of the lemmings
the last of the lemmings

7:46 funny! That's karma for hackin on everyone else. Lol

3 päivää sitten
Anisa Mazaki
Anisa Mazaki

Jokes aside, I'm grateful that "agent orange" did atleast one thing right for a change. Ps - @colbert, please stop making fun of Canadians. Your continual stereotyping of them is no longer funny. Not all Canadians are nice/polite people. They're human too. Just saying.

3 päivää sitten
Music Feign
Music Feign

While Colbert and writers are hilarious, completely inappropriate on the crash comments. Off limits guys, off limits. There is much comedy to find that doesn't involve lost lives. Please stop.

3 päivää sitten
Jason Holmes
Jason Holmes

Trump is all of a sudden so concerned with the well being of Americans?

3 päivää sitten
Irene Mesecke
Irene Mesecke

Love the calculator skits and also the Melania sketches. Need a bit of practice with your singing skills and when you lose it, this little old lady from downunder laughs out loud in a world where there is so much hatred.

3 päivää sitten
Sapphire Riddles
Sapphire Riddles

... If he'd quit talking without explaining why he did it, he'd have done a good job...

3 päivää sitten
Citadel of winds
Citadel of winds

What sort of person makes fun of a malingerer in a wheelchair? Colbert: Hold my cold beer.

3 päivää sitten
Vincent Ciccone
Vincent Ciccone

There is no war room.... DOJ used to be called DOW (department of war)

3 päivää sitten
Vincent Ciccone
Vincent Ciccone

Fake Jail time. Its a suspended sentence

3 päivää sitten
Victor Green
Victor Green

Uh I

3 päivää sitten
A Gramckow
A Gramckow

... you can need a wheel chair and still be able to stand or walk under your own power for a brief period of time. I'm not saying this is Manaforts deal, but there are many people who need wheel chairs who are not completely incapable of walking.

3 päivää sitten
Judy FIELDS DAVIS
Judy FIELDS DAVIS

Les Miserable. The French Revolution is an act of God.”. The plot of Les Misérables begins in 1815 when the main character, Jean Valjean, is released from a 19-year prison and hard labour sentence for stealing a loaf of bread.

3 päivää sitten
FlowerofDissolution
FlowerofDissolution

Trump's hair is like he's wearing a hair-helmet: IT IS SO STRANGE AND WEIRD! Never ever do this at home kids. Stay safe!

3 päivää sitten
cshubs
cshubs

I think I might want to die in a plane crash rather than watch Infinity Wars again. What kind of ending was that???

3 päivää sitten
Joe Brennan
Joe Brennan

This show sucks, always the same crap about Trump every night for 2years. .

3 päivää sitten
Oliver Descullo
Oliver Descullo

Colbert has revealed his mental issues after the American people elected Trump president.

3 päivää sitten
Jeffrey Photonboy
Jeffrey Photonboy

Darn, perfect "Windows Update" joke opportunity missed there considering all the screw-ups they have caused.

3 päivää sitten
CCTV Cayak Crime TV
CCTV Cayak Crime TV

I'm not authorized to say we have a learjet to Belize, engines running on standby, on 3 different local airfields. Costs 10.000 thousands of Dollars a day. All for a total witch hunt and fake news!

3 päivää sitten
DunantheDefender
DunantheDefender

7.5 for all that stuff when half of it should have given him 24... bullshit.

3 päivää sitten
ShariSez1
ShariSez1

There isn't a damn word in this clip about Manafort, you idiots.

4 päivää sitten
Steven Klaysmat
Steven Klaysmat

AVE had a good discussion about the Boeing Crashes if anyone is interested in the technical side

4 päivää sitten
Mike Hike
Mike Hike

I looked through the comments to see if anyone shed light on the "faux pas" moment (at 7:45); in case anyone else was similarly curious, buried in a thread on the comments from below was this take by "drangus": _"He messes up the line and says either f**k or s**t."_ That seemed obvious, but may be helpful for clarification. (I'm not a lip reader, but seems it was the second four-letter-word.)

4 päivää sitten
The Life Of A Skip Bin Man
The Life Of A Skip Bin Man

why isnt hillary in jail for selling american secretes to who knows who why, why would you want bill who was getting a head job when running the country, and his wife who is failed estate agent and would sell you and america to the chinese , germans, russians, she would in flame wars every where, the middle east would of been another bush bullshit storey of weapons of mass destruction, are you people serious. we got rid of head job bill , bull shit bill, gay couple obama , and sell outy hillary who loves wars, and who wanted to get rid of puttin, but she meet her match with puttin. and thank you russia for cleaning up america. we need more. Americans are fucking dick heads, thank god russian loveS there children.

4 päivää sitten
Little Mac
Little Mac

7.5 years still isn;'t enough for that piece of shit. Down with the 1%!!! OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!!! Support AOC!!! Vote Bernie Sanders!!!

4 päivää sitten
Brittany Wehrman
Brittany Wehrman

Not all people in wheelchairs are unable to walk, you know. Some can stand. Some can stand, but only for certain period of time because of the immense amount of strain it takes, and they would rather use a chair than use crutches/braces/canes because, again, of the amount of strain. It doesn't make them any less "wheelchair worthy" or mean they are "pretending" to need one.

4 päivää sitten
jordan secrist
jordan secrist

stephen colbert is not a tiltdown man

4 päivää sitten
John Watt
John Watt

As a Canadian it's always fun to see Americans trying to get into it. Canada has been sold out for so long, to Americans first, it took the rest of the world banning these aircraft before Canada decided to go along. If our current political regime wasn't already deep in criminal controversy, they probably would have just kept doing what Americans said. I hope this less than efficient aircraft re-design and the fraudulent efforts to cover it up become the news, not just political posturing.

4 päivää sitten
Cynthia Brent
Cynthia Brent

SDNY is kinda like The Incredible Hulk. When the sentence came down they transformed into the angry superhero. "Your Honor don't make me angry. You won't like it when I get angry...🤣🤣🤣

4 päivää sitten
Cynthia Brent
Cynthia Brent

Entering the courtroom in a wheelchair then when told to stand up he does it without assistance? Did a mafia crime boss come back to help manafool?

4 päivää sitten
Oh Yeah?
Oh Yeah?

During Stephen's bit about the reporter creating fill for his nothing story assignment I had another one of those Colbert attacks where I was laughing so hard it hurt. One of these days Stephen's going to give me a heart attack.

4 päivää sitten
Shawn
Shawn

Is it just me or have we as humans become desensitized to the loss of life? Hundreds of people died, ceased to exist, and they're making jokes? Compare this to 30-40 years ago...

4 päivää sitten
Survivor #9
Survivor #9

Too soon

4 päivää sitten
Suzette Figgs
Suzette Figgs

SMH????

4 päivää sitten
Suzette Figgs
Suzette Figgs

New York!!!!

4 päivää sitten
Kamran Sadique
Kamran Sadique

Stephen is the funniest man on TV....on Youtube!

4 päivää sitten
Francis Glz
Francis Glz

As far as I know conspiracy carries a minimum of 10 years last time I check! And at the federal level they don’t even have to prove it is enough with a person saying u did it, when drug related but this is treason.

4 päivää sitten
Viorel Mocan
Viorel Mocan

Thank you again comrade SC for another unbiased piece of sugar coated far left activism.

4 päivää sitten
Alexander Forrest
Alexander Forrest

Best late night monologue I've seen in a while

4 päivää sitten
J B
J B

Water Protectors and an independent journalist got more time than Manafort , without committing any crimes, but for PEACEFULLY DEMONSTRATING the endangerment of OUR AQUIFERS, and the journalist covered that news. There is NO real justice this country. BUMMER.

4 päivää sitten
Leanne Blake
Leanne Blake

You have to Love New Yorker . Bloody Hell Steve Munchin? Head on him like a Robbers Dog.

4 päivää sitten
Leanne Blake
Leanne Blake

As a Australian , I fly on plane , but only if its QANTAS.

4 päivää sitten
Derek Gold
Derek Gold

👍👍👍👍👍Ahhhahahahahah

4 päivää sitten
Rene Dulnuan
Rene Dulnuan

You can count on your Mama on it?

4 päivää sitten
chas4702
chas4702

Collusion Report: No Collusion found. End of report. Money wasted 10 Billion.

4 päivää sitten
Patrick Cosgrove
Patrick Cosgrove

I have to think that Stephen's Roman Catholic petticoats are showing!

4 päivää sitten
Taul
Taul

Whelp, guess mercury is rx, even Stephen is human. Just like the choir. Yeah!

4 päivää sitten
Daniel Galan
Daniel Galan

7 1/2 years for treason? White collar crime does pay!

4 päivää sitten
Obi1kenobi10
Obi1kenobi10

I LOVE NEW YORK!!!!!!!!!!

4 päivää sitten
Steve Louis
Steve Louis

Not sure it's terribly funny to joke about the 737 crashes.

4 päivää sitten
Eric Koontz
Eric Koontz

...walk up to the biggest guy in the Yard, and say... "Mr President, can I have a pardon??" YESSSSSS!!!

4 päivää sitten
Ula Yee
Ula Yee

Canada joke... haha... funny NOT!! It’s as if all mr Colbert knows about Canada he has learnt from a couple of McKenzie Brothers skits. Because all Canadians speak with a Newfoundland accent. Pretty ignorant on the part of mr Colbert. Mr Colbert, you’d do better sticking to poking fun of your orange humpty in chief.

4 päivää sitten
Gene Phipps
Gene Phipps

Actually he said, "Here...hold my Martini " =)

4 päivää sitten
Andrew Homiak
Andrew Homiak

Not to question Stephen Colbert's smut-writing capabilities, but "bedewed"? Is she a lawn?

4 päivää sitten
overseastom
overseastom

Some of these felt a bit too soon, man! Laughing about the autopilot causing nosedives is weird when 300+ people have died from it in just a few months

4 päivää sitten
N K
N K

I like maths I love maths maths is my life and I’m afraid to fly

4 päivää sitten
superlearner9
superlearner9

One of the best yet! GR SC!

4 päivää sitten
Nancy Deis
Nancy Deis

Great Job Stephen Love a Canadian

4 päivää sitten
jean tyler
jean tyler

Manifort deserves the death penalty for betraying his own country. Yet he is rich, white, and connected. SO WRONG.

4 päivää sitten
Don Berry
Don Berry

Steven, love you and I'm hardly p.c.but jokes on this are too soon. These people just died.

4 päivää sitten

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